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LabrnMystic
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| Martin wrote: | Nah, it's simply a comfortable outfit, if kinda bizarre. You see, due to my weird nature, sometimes...
*suddenly the pocket of the jacket puffs up, and out of it pops a walrus... a non-anthropomorphic, two ton heavy, tusk-laden walrus. It kisses Labrn fully on the lips, wiggles its wiskers and disappears inside the pocket again*
...well, I just knew I had the walrus on me somewhere!
Anyway, you get my point, I think.  |
*With barely a flinch, takes his hankie out and wipes his lips* Surprisingly not the first time that's happened actually.
Yes, I see your point.
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Aaron_Thom
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*Starts looking for xivk* Now where did that rascal get too. *Quickly sees the walrus just as it goes back into Martins pocket*  what the heck. First a pie throwing rabbit. Now a kissing walrus.  What else do you have in there?
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Martin
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:44 am Post subject: |
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| Aaron_Thom wrote: | | *Starts looking for xivk* Now where did that rascal get too. *Quickly sees the walrus just as it goes back into Martins pocket* what the heck. First a pie throwing rabbit. Now a kissing walrus. What else do you have in there? |
A pie-throwing KITTEN, Aaron... I keep the bunnies in my shirt pocket.
Anyway, to answer your question...
*starts checking the pockets*
A dancing, singing potato...
A friendly duck with a fruitbowl hat...
The Titanic...
Five hundred panda bears and a koala playing a piece by Rachmaninoff...
A conga line...
A couple of british tuna, playing polo...
My watch...
A grandfather clock...
Nothing, in a box (or at least this is what is written on the label)...
A horseshoe...
Three more horseshoes...
A horse, barehooved...
Joe...
My wallet...
A BAG!!!...
A watermelon...
A duck gun, loaded with mallards...
Well, that's it for the front and inside pockets. You see, I keep the really heavy stuff in the other jacket.
Want me to check my pants now? |
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Evan_Himmel
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:52 am Post subject: |
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| *pets the pie throwing kitty.* |
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:56 am Post subject: |
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*grabs an apple from the friendly duck fruit bowl hat.*
*crunch* Wow, Mr. Martin. If you have so much in your jacket pocket, I would love to know what else you have inside your pants.
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That's sound so wrong, doesn't it....-____-! |
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Chaosengine
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:04 am Post subject: |
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I can guess what's in yer pants, Martin, no need to show us THAT!!
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Ashton Gray
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:49 am Post subject: |
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No wonder I've been hearing Rachmaninoff lately. I thought I just had the song stuck in my head.
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xivk
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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"peaks fro mbehind curtains"
hmm.. this martin fellow seems to have quite a few goodies of use in that jacket.
"takes route behind couch"
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Martin
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| Lidia_Apricot wrote: | *grabs an apple from the friendly duck fruit bowl hat.*
*crunch* Wow, Mr. Martin. If you have so much in your jacket pocket, I would love to know what else you have inside your pants.
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That's sound so wrong, doesn't it....-____-! |
Well, let's see...
*checks his pants*
A super-utility knife, with every tool one could use EXCEPT a knife...
The lunch bags for the panda orchestra...
A thermos full of lemonade...
A secondary exit...
A fire extinguisher...
A desk...
A box labelled "I can't believe it's not butter"...
Another box labelled "Well, I can, wiseguy!"...
Joe again...
A huge rubber scimitar...
A pamphlet about books...
A book about pamphlets...
Thirty fennec foxes and a voyote playing badminton...
A nice sunny day for when one needs cheering up (a painting... I'm a weirdo, not a God!)...
A box of delicious mint jelly filled chocolates...
I think it's all. No, wait, I think I forgot something...
*checks again*
Oh, yes... A platypus. After all, they wouldn't be my pants if they didn't contain ME, right? |
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xivk
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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"sneaks up behind martin and climbs up his pants to his pocket"
lets see what we got in he- wo!
"falls in pocket"
ahh get me out of here!
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oh jelly filled mints. ^_^ "munch"
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*Groan* I swear xivk... excuse me for a sec Martin... *Reaches in Martins pocket and after feeling around grabs xivk by the tail and pulls him out* Well I see you found something. *Sigh* Why do I feel like I'm the disgruntled big brother who has to pull is little brother out of trouble all of a sudden?
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xivk
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Why does everyone keep grabbing me by the tail...
And you may feel like that since you keep catching me... but looky what I got. ^_^
"pulls out the super-utility knife he picked up in martins pocket, switches it to hook shot mode, and uses it to swing onto floor"
This will prove mighty useful.
"runs under the couch"
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*Grunt... Smirks*  xivk do me a favor... whatever you do, don't change. The forum would be pretty boring other wise. Just try not to piss the ladies off so much. You tend to do that... particularly Lidia. For some reason you seem to get on her bad side a lot.
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Lidia_Apricot
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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Oh, Aaron. Xivk does not always bring out my bad side.
*kneel before the couch and grab Xivk and let him freely sit on her paw.*
Is just how I react and how my personality is.
Beside, I had already forgave him for making me "look." ^w^ *kiss Xivk's head; then gently tap his head with her finger.* Is he such a cutie. ^w^ |
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xivk
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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This rabbit does well in the mischief department. ^_^
As for lidia, probably cause shes one of the most active to play tricks on. But ill keep it on the low for the ladies then.
Now if you excuse me ill be back under the couch incase she heard that.
"notices hes now on lidia's palm"
... wait when I get up here?
"saying as lidia gives him a kiss on the head and a few pats"
ue.. haha... uh.. "passes out"
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*giggle after Xivk faint and slowly lay him on top of a couch pillow.*
*walks up to Mr. Martin.* Pardon me. ^w^ *reach one of his jacket front pocket at pulls out a slice of watermelon.*
*munch munch* Hmmm.....*spit seeds out* *munch munch* |
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xivk
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"wakes up"
Wo... that was... interesting.
"Looking around to see where is he is he see's aaron laughing and lidia eating a melon next to martin.. spitting out the seeds as she eats"
ohhh... I see me next plan of action. ^w^
"climbs down edge of couch and sneaks up picking up the seeds she spit out"
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glad to see you two mad up. i don't want to have to throw anyone else out of a forum window 
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xivk
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| Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:01 am Post subject: |
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Right I needed to get you back for that. >_>
"turns the super-utility knife to melon seed bazooka mode"
fire!
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Martin
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| xivk wrote: | Right I needed to get you back for that. >_>
"turns the super-utility knife to melon seed bazooka mode"
fire! |
...as if I'd let anyone use my tools for mischief...
*pulls out something from his shirt pocket, and throws it inside the seedzooka's mouth... suddenly, vines shoot out of it, clogging it beyond usefulness, and sprout many heavy, mouth-watering watermelons*
You neglected my shirt's pockets... now, taste the wrath of my silly-gro instant fertilizer! 
Fresh watermelons, anyone? |
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xivk
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"suddenly finds himself in a maze of vines and watermelons"
>_>
<_<
This is gonna take awhile...
"starts climbing the vines"
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*pulls a jmelon off the vine and cuts it open.* Thanks martin. 
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| Hmmm, not the kind of melons I'm used to seeing around here... |
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Lame.
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Ohhohoho Shadow... What a clever ruse, and double meaning. I hope those watermelons dont rot, dear me they smell wretched when they are rotten.
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xivk
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| Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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"climbs out of the top of the vines"
geh... phew... hah! I have returned! and a present for you martin...
"pulls out salvaged super-utility knife behind him, switches it to bazooka again, and fires the silly-gro instant fertilizer back at martin soon covering him in vines and watermelons"
Revenge is mine. ^_^
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Watermelon...?
I really like watermelon....
*Grabs one and smuggles it off to the sidelines before digging in*
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Martin
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| Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 1:13 am Post subject: |
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| xivk wrote: | "climbs out of the top of the vines"
geh... phew... hah! I have returned! and a present for you martin...
"pulls out salvaged super-utility knife behind him, switches it to bazooka again, and fires the silly-gro instant fertilizer back at martin soon covering him in vines and watermelons"
Revenge is mine. ^_^ |
...and that inconveniences me HOW?
*pulls out a knife, cuts a slice of fresh watermelon, eats and relaxes* |
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