Well, this sums it up. My luck SUCKS.

[Cassandre]

Do you remember what I told you guys? The guy Ash? He asked me out, remember? And also, he got kidnapped to be a sex slave?

Well, while we were walking around Paris for our date, he got kidnapped. AGAIN.

It's really annoying, you know. He hates this, and I hate it too, but we have to be all snuggly and cuddly and crap like that in order for him to not get kidnapped.

In real life, I am actually a total out-of-bounds zone. In other words, if I am touched (any where, not just sexually) without my express permission, you are toast. I will kill you dead.

Its the same for Ash, and it really sucks, because we want to be together, but his ex-girlfriend, Artemis(not kidding) has a perpetual stick up her ass and thinks he's still hers.

So, we've got a wonderful little triangle of love and compassion going on. I hate her, she hates me, he hates her, he likes me. She's trying to get rid of me, to get him back, and he's trying to get rid of her, to stay with me. I'm trying to get rid of her because she's pissing the shit out of me.

Anyway, she has broken the worst rule on earth. You know the ten commandments? Well, there's an eleventh. It goes like this:
DO NOT TOUCH ASSANDRA LA ESPATAIM FOR FEAR OF LOSING YOUR LIFE.

I'm not kidding. And you know what she did? She. Pulled. My. Hair.

That right there qualifies as a death scentance. You never, EVER touch the hair. It gets you DEAD. You don't even have a CHANCE at getting to my hair, unless you are sleeping with me!

I'm glad you dealt with my rant. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Now, please, excuse me while I go rip every single hair out of that bitch's head.
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[Rune174]

Sounds like the Ash man really needs to stick it to that woman and tell her to back the fuck off or suffer the consequences. I'm sure he is a compassionate fella, but if he doesn't make it clear to her now, she won't ever stay away.

Also, how dare she pull the hair of our Cassandre La Rue. That is ultimately the one thing that can have the almighty goddess lay our lands to waste.
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[Ashton Gray]

First off, you life does not suck, Cassandre. Secondly, in regards to that "woman", it is officially on. Take off your gloves and pull out the heavy artillery. Call the police, start carrying a personal defense impliment (I suggest pepper spray or a tazer unless you have training or experience in something else), call in some favors from your obviously-willing-to-help family, whatever, but do something and do it quick. It's people like these that go crazy and carry a gun into somewhere to start shooting people. So do something now, Cassandre.
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[Evan_Himmel]

[Cassandre]

Heh heh, I love you guys.

Yeah, it turns out Cami, my younger sisa, hates Artemis too, and she decided to come on a little foray with me to Artie's house.

It resulted in the bringing back of Ash, a lot of scars(Artie's nail are DAMN sharp) and the loss of a lot of red hair.

Yeah, my hair, as you might already know, is jet black. My younger sister's hair is light brown. I wonder who the red head is?

Probably Artemis.

yeah, she realized pulling my hair...Not the smartest idea. Then she realized kidnapping my boyfriend....Not the smartest idea. In, the stupidest on earth.

I hope she thinks of me while she tries to grow back her hair.

And also, I have no worries whatsoever on the courts. Ash actually has permission from the courts to let his friend or girlfriend do whatever it takes to get him out...And of course she can bring a buddy too.

And Rune, he has tried several times to get her away. We're considering a move...To somewhere she wouldn't like...Yeah, still trying to figure that one out.

And also, about him getting kidnapped...He can't help it. Random people will just pop out of nowhere and attack. I got knocked out the first time I saw him get kidnapped. Mostly because I bit the person who was plling his hair. And I bit her hard.

I love the whole retribution thing. It's fun. *^^*
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[Cassandre]

[Ashton Gray]

If you're looking for opinions on where to move, California is nice. I've always liked living here, anyway. On a different note, I'm glad to hear you got Ash back and left a "lasting impression" on Artemis.
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[Rune174]

[Poecilotheria_27]

Beverly Hills 90210 or Melrose Place will be perfect for you.

[JohnnyPsycho]

[henkcobra]

Puh what a life do you have, I hope that you find rest and peace with your boyfriend.
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[Poecilotheria_27]

Sorry, I couldn't help it...

[Cassandre]

Meh, I don't care. Its probably true...

And hurray if Artie gets within twenty feet of Ash, I get to beat the shit out of her!!!!!


No, seriously, it says, "If the reciever of this order[Artemis Larres] is within twenty feet of the creator of this order[Acheron Perthenopaus], the enforcer of this oder[Assandre La Espatiam] has total permission to force the receiver out of said area."

Or at least, it sort of did. That's what I think it said, of the top of my head, but it defintely said I could beat the shit out of her. In a less crass way, of course.

But, I have a feeling she's not going to be in public for a while....Mostly she's kind oh sort of bald.

*You don't see it, but I've got the evil grin to beat all evil grins in history. You can't beat it, it's so freakin' awesome. In fact, I should win an award for it. But I can't. Anyway, I think you guys know it already, bt I get a preverse thrill from this shit.*
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[Poecilotheria_27]

[Cassandre]

Ahem.

Poe, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm rather offended by your comment. I know that I am rather public and not all that shy on this forum, but I don't really think I should be sharing details about my child's life here. Yes, she's four, and yes, when she grows up, I'm going to have be sending lots of "I'm really sorry" notes to her exes...

But do I really have to tell all of you that she's going into kindergarten, she's the best thing that has ever happened to me, and she's going to be a heartbreaker when she grows up? No, I don't have to.

And guess what? I don't actually want to.

And don't you DARE fucking say I'm a shitty role model when I'm exhausted almost every day, trying to make her happy if she's sad, trying to calm her down when she's hyper, and trying to get her to let it out when she's having a tantrum. She is my pride, and my joy, and if you even try to fucking insinuate that I am not caring for her in the right way, I swear a hell you cannot even mother fucking COMPREHEND will come down on you, and you will fucking ROT for every derogitory comment you make about me, my parenting, and my family.

You got it? I swear, I will FUCKING KILL YOU.
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[Rune174]

Don't do it Cassie, he is just trying to get a rise out of you. I should say I'm just as concerned that a complete stranger that never knew you in or out of real life would judge you without any kind of true standing in how you raise your daughter.

Poe, if you did'nt say anything about your daughter, son, neice, etc in your posts here, does that mean you are any better of a father or uncle?
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[Cassandre]

THank you rune...You make things like this much better. *hug*

You get an internet hug, and a cookie.
*cookie*
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[Ronald]

Let's try not to get carried away with this topic please.

Also- let's tone down the hostility too. Thanks.



-R
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[Cassandre]

I'm sorry ronald. It just really gets me mad when someone who doesn't know me says I'm a shitty parent, or that I shouldn't have Cammilia living with me, she'd be better off with her foster dad. Who is in jail, I might add.
It just gets me mad.
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[Rune174]

Understood Ronald

Cassie, you are welcome, this is a forum we are all to enjoy ourselves in, not try to turn ourselves against one another. I just want everyone to get along. -noms cookie-
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[Cassandre]

Grr I got no hug back.

And Ash and I have decided, since I have the villa in Spain I tottaly forgot about, we're gonna hang out there. I've decided Cammilia needs to go and meet her...More....sultry roots. The ones that just scream, come back home, you know you want to, and besides, how can you resist?

It's kind of like New Orleans, in a way. If I ever move back to America, I'm going there...I love N.O.
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[Rune174]

Oh, sorry -hugs-. Its hard to get over shyness sometimes.
I'm sure Cammillia would be happy to find her roots in the future. We all do at some point.
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[Poecilotheria_27]

Listen, where I get my observations are all typed in these forums. It's not like your personality is a huge secret here. You've threatened almost everyone you talk about. You threaten their lives and you talk left and right about restraining orders and all that crap. You say you're going to beat the shit out of people. This is what your daughter has to look forward to? You're the role model?

If you can't see my point here, it only supports my suggestions. If you want to threaten me with my life over a thread in a forum, it also supports my post. You need to grow up and stop thinking so much about your ego and start thinking more of the future of your daughter. All this information I can easily gather from all of your threads.

[Poecilotheria_27]

Thats fine, I'll keep out of this. Sorry to "state my opinion"

I won't reply to any more of your threads or posts.

No hard feelings

[Ashton Gray]

Before we put this spat to it's end, I'd like to say something. Loosen up, Poe. All Cassandre is doing is making her feelings perfectly clear, as opposed to most people who just bury that stuff down for the sake of seemliness. She should be applauded for her clearness, not insulted. Besides that, it's already been demonstrated Cassandre has a sense of humor, so I doubt she's even halfway serious about most of the threatening things she says. And I defy you to show me someone without a darkside to them or a good parent who would'nt do the more or less the same for their child. It's better to let it out as she does than keep it bottled up inside, letting it fester. All it takes is some direction and control and she's obviously capable of both. And even ignoring all that, this is the internet. How in the world is she going to kill or maim someone through here? And spare me all the hypothetical ways. And finally, stop being such a damn hypocrit. You jump on her for saying what she means, barring euphemims and jokes, then do the exact same thing with equal or less regard for tact. So before you start telling her how to speak, try it yourself.
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[Poecilotheria_27]

[Cassandre]

Well, thank you Ashton. And I hope Poe will read this last note to him, before I completely ignore him.

As Ashton said, it's the Internet, what harm can I do? And my sense of humour is overl grown, and pretty much deflated my ego to the point where I rarely preen over an accomplishment. If anything, I underestimate myself far too much. When you compare myself to her other possible role models, my younger sister, Cammilia's mother, and her father as well, and oh, also her foster father, Rob, my ex-husband, I'm the best thing she's got. I have mentioned before, her parents died because they were drunk, and they were driving. My younger sister, as I believe I have said before, is a slut. Plain and simple. We still love her though. She's our slut, and we take care of her.

We suffered through Thalia and Pierre's actions for so long. Thalia got pregnant three times. Did you see that? Three fuckin' times. When she was in high school. She killed all three of them, and we hated her for it. Maman and Papa could have taken care of them just fine, hell, even Cami was willing to mother one of the kids. But no, Thalia didn't want to even have to see her own kids.

She didn't go to college, she just married the guy who got her pregnant three times, and then a last time, and she kept her fourth baby.

She was a fucking whore, on drugs, and she was the one thing that my family wasn't proud of. Even Camille went to college, and got a degree. And she's considered a slut to everyone.

My family wished that she could be different, we wished that she would change. We wished that she would dump her asshole husband who tried to sleep with both of Thalia's sisters, to complete a bet.

And me? I wished that she could realize the pain she was putting us all through.

Poe, do you have any idea how hard it is to grow up like that? Trying to be able to look up to your older sister, and protecting your younger sister? Watching your sister go outside every day, at least twice, to get high?

Do you?

Well, do you?

I thought not.

So before you start to bitch about my parenting skills, how I'm a shitty role model, try figuring things out first. You say you've read my posts, but you only read what you wanted to. You read anything and everything that would support a false claim. What you didn't read, were the thoughts behind the words. Everyone should know that when a writer writes, you can tell what goes through their mind. You didn't read the parts where I said that I was the best parent for her, and that she was one of the few things I would kill to protect, or kill myself to protect. Do you get it? There isn't much I care about in life, and when I do care about something, it's deeply. I care about that little girl with more than anything I knew I even had. Everyday, when I'm mad or tired or sad, all I have to do, is look at her little face, see her smile, and see how beautiful she is, and how angelic, and I can smile, and know that I truley can be happy. I have some difficulties with my life, yes, God knows I do. But, you know what? I think its damn close to perfect, and I also think that you can fuck yourself for saying anything bad about me, my parenting, and anything else about my life.

so, have a nice life, and go fuck yourself Poe.
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[Poecilotheria_27]

You have no idea who I am or how I was raised. You're the one jumping to conclusions about someone. I've based EVERYTHING I've said off of information I've read in your threads. I can elaborate if you so wish.

I feel you fail to see the whole picture here.

I said that I was done posting. I'm more than happy to pull myself out of this conversation, so if everyone continues to post shit to me, I'll jump right back into it. For your information, I speak my mind and I don't sugar coat anything.

I'm not pulling myself out of this thread because I have no defense for what I've said, I'm pulling myself out of this conversation because I have obviously pissed off some people with my open approach to this. This was not my intention and I apologize if I've mad anyone upset. I don't feel that you people are in the right frame of mind to look at a situation objectively in a civil manner.

I've stated my opinion, I've even typed "it appears to me" (do you know that that means?) If anybody wants me to sum this all up for them, I'll be willing to take the time to rip through all of her threads and posts and put together a bouquet of violent and unstable behavior which I feel is a bad mix for a mother to raise her child.

In case you haven't put 2 and 2 together, yes, all of my replies are meant for the well being of your child and yet you still can't look at anything objectively, but rather defensively even with threats on someones life for showing concern for someone who should be more important to you than...

"Meh, I don't care. Its probably true...

And hurray if Artie gets within twenty feet of Ash, I get to beat the shit out of her!!!!! "

Were you planning on bring your daughter to this? Or were you going to leave her with a sitter while you go do this? I don't think she'll be as happy as you if this were to actually happen. Lets just say that this girl is a bad ass, and you end up in the hospital, or even dead. Would your actions have been the right ones for your child?

In my opinion, you should stop being a child yourself and grow up for your child's sake.

You've given so information which leads to the need for improvement that I could sit here for hours and put it all together. My intentions here are NOT to start a fight with you or anybody else, but rather to point out something that I don't think you see.

For you information. I was raised by a drill sergeant who my mother married after a violent relationship with my father. I do a lot of research on just about everything and I'm a 3rd degree black belt. I am very disciplined and everything I have posted should be read in a calm manner as I was calm as I typed it. Nothing was meant to create a rise. In my family, everyone speaks their mind in discussion to point out facts that others may not have seen for the better improvement of the other.

[Rune174]

Dude, serious, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Nobody wants to hear it from you anymore, and I just deleted alot of material that would only aggravate the situation and I don't want to do that.

Don't you dare respond to this, because honestly, I would expect you to do it anyways with something you claim to be your defense. Please, for the love of God, prove me wrong and we can just get along and look forward. That is all I ask.
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[Poecilotheria_27]

as far as I can see, you're the ass hole here. Keep your cool because your behavior is childish at best. Don't worry because I won't respond to this anymore like I've calmly said in my post. Don't think your ridiculous request is the reason I won't reply. It'll be because I simply stated before your post that I wouldnt.