| View previous topic :: View next topic |
| Author |
Message |
JohnnyPsycho
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 2311
|
 Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:53 am Post subject: This Is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA! |
 |
|
I just saw 300, and my God, that has to be the manliest damn movie I've ever seen. I left the theater feeling like I wanted to shove a sword into someone's spleen... in a good way. I haven't seen a movie so manly since Conan the Barbarian...
_________________
Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)
Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character) |
|
| Back to top |
|
 |
masterjedi
Rank: Senior Member
Joined: 03 Feb 2005
Posts: 210
|
| Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:34 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I agree. How about every one of those guys looked like f*&^ing Greek Gods! I felt so inadequate after that I wanted to go immediately to the gym. However, I did kind of have an issue with the film style of the movie. I didn't really like the slow motion/fast motion fight sequences and some of the visuals looked a little cartoonish. I really wish this movie had been based off of the book "Gates Of Fire" instead of the graphic novel. Still, I definately enjoyed it; a well spent $7.50.
_________________
Don't underestimate the Force. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
HSHP
Rank: Senior Member
Joined: 09 Jan 2004
Posts: 309
|
| Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:11 am Post subject: |
|
|
| masterjedi wrote: | | I agree. How about every one of those guys looked like f*&^ing Greek Gods! I felt so inadequate after that I wanted to go immediately to the gym. However, I did kind of have an issue with the film style of the movie. I didn't really like the slow motion/fast motion fight sequences and some of the visuals looked a little cartoonish. I really wish this movie had been based off of the book "Gates Of Fire" instead of the graphic novel. Still, I definately enjoyed it; a well spent $7.50. |
If it had, it wouldn't have been called "300".
_________________
"Women are like Voltron. The more you hook up, the better it gets." |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
JohnnyPsycho
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 2311
|
| Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:53 am Post subject: |
|
|
what impressed me the most (besides the battle scenes and the general "manliness" of the movie) was the cinematography of the whole thing. Just like "Sin City", it was obvious the director was following the original comic (sorry, graphic novel) as closely as possible. I think this adds to the characters looking like "Greek gods", since it's not necessarily trying to portray a realistic world, but a more mythical world.
_________________
Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)
Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Xebulon
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 2112
|
| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 2:25 am Post subject: |
|
|
My only genuine complaint with the film was the location. I could be wrong (it has been a while since I studied history) but wasn't Thermopoly a city, not a mountain pass?
_________________
I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
JohnnyPsycho
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 2311
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Xebulon
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 2112
|
| Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 9:00 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Ah. Well, not the first time I've been wrong. 
_________________
I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
HSHP
Rank: Senior Member
Joined: 09 Jan 2004
Posts: 309
|
| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:27 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | what impressed me the most (besides the battle scenes and the general "manliness" of the movie) was the cinematography of the whole thing. Just like "Sin City", it was obvious the director was following the original comic (sorry, graphic novel) as closely as possible. I think this adds to the characters looking like "Greek gods", since it's not necessarily trying to portray a realistic world, but a more mythical world. |
I have yet to read the whole series of "300" but I do own the first issue and noticed that they added the wife to the scene where the Persian came to Sparta. Though I am glad they didn't follow the books close enough to have as much male nudity as Frank Miller drew. The chisled physiques made me self-conscious enough.
_________________
"Women are like Voltron. The more you hook up, the better it gets." |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
MrWolf12
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Posts: 612
|
| Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:22 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| masterjedi wrote: | | I agree. How about every one of those guys looked like f*&^ing Greek Gods! I felt so inadequate after that I wanted to go immediately to the gym. |
And this is the training they did in order to look that way!
"Without resting between exercises, Butler performs 25 pullups, 50 deadlifts with 135 pounds, 50 pushups, 50 jumps on a 24-inch box, 50 floor wipers (*3), 50 single-arm clean-and-presses using a 36-pound kettle bell, and 25 more pullups. All this, in addition to utilizing other unconventional yet equally taxing training methods, such as tire flipping and gymnastics-style ring training. Sound like hell? It is."
Being one who works out quite a bit, I tried this set..........it....is....HELL!!!!!! I'm in damn good shape and I felt like i was gonna die!!!!  |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
henkcobra
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 28 Jan 2008
Posts: 4122
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
xxthalexx
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 1159
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
xxthalexx
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 1159
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ashton Gray
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 4668
|
| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:10 pm Post subject: |
|
|
I spy, with my lupine eye, a double post!
_________________
Silentium est aurum |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
ShadowFox13
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 05 Apr 2009
Posts: 1023
|
| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: Nice workplan |
|
|
| henkcobra wrote: |
but maybe it is better if you get a program for the army or advice for profs? |
Army workouts are overrated, well "real army" workouts at least. They have been proven to be more harmful to your health than beneficial to it. Most of the "in shape" soldiers are only that way because they go to the gym in their spare time.
_________________
Story
comment page
New Characters |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Tearlach
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 2914
|
| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:17 pm Post subject: |
|
|
Some interesting tib-bits. The director of 300 called up each of the actors in turn, saying "Have you seen your co-star(insert name), man he's buff. He's been down the gym and..." This cause competion between all the actors to try and out six-pack each other. 
A small fact about the Spartan warriors is that each one had to select a male lover from their ranks. The reasoning behind this was that with this type of 'Buddie'system each warrior would feel more protective to his partner and fight harder to protect them.  Not something encoraged within the armed forces of the world today.
Hello Salior! 
_________________
Terminus: http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=239198#239198
We are grey. We stand between the star and the candle.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/brigwyn/ |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
JohnnyPsycho
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 2311
|
| Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:54 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Tearlach wrote: | A small fact about the Spartan warriors is that each one had to select a male lover from their ranks. The reasoning behind this was that with this type of 'Buddie'system each warrior would feel more protective to his partner and fight harder to protect them. Not something encoraged within the armed forces of the world today.
Hello Salior! |
Actually, that's not the Spartans who did that, but the Thebans who had a special, hand-picked troop of paired soldiers called the Sacred Band of Thebes[1]. I don't know exactly why everyone mistakes the Sacred Band of Thebes with the Spartans, but as far as most historians know Sparta didn't have any official practice of homosexual pairings in their armies. In fact, according to the writings of Xenophon of Athens, a soldier and contemporary of Socrates who lived between 430 and 350 BCE, the Spartans "abhorred the thought of using the relationships as the basis of unit formation for placing too much significance on sexuality rather than talent"[2].
That's not to say that homosexuality didn't exist in Sparta or in Spartan armies, they just didn't base their whole military structure on it like the Sacred Band of Thebes.
[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes
[2] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_the_militaries_of_ancient_Greece
_________________
Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)
Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
henkcobra
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 28 Jan 2008
Posts: 4122
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Caroline
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 2173
|
| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:01 am Post subject: |
|
|
| ((Um... okay, maybe I'm missing something from this, being not a guy, but... so a bunch of body-builders wearing capes apparently are immune to everything? I mean, really, can you immagine the sunburn those guys musta had? And the chaifing of that... leather... codpiece? I've had panties cut like that, and let me tell you, they AREN'T for exercizing in. I mean, really... I've seen more armor on some B. Valero (sp?) fantasy pictures from th 70s. I gotta say... the movie kinda blew. I liked the costuming of the persians, and the persian soldiers... and the drop-kick the one Immortal did had me laughing so hard I spilled my Sangrina, but... otherwise... the movie was kinda cheezy and stupid. I guess part of it also is the fact my brother is in the Reserves... and I took a lot of umbrage to the Spartans completely mocking the fact the Acadians came. At least the Acadians stood up to be counted. *shrug* I guess I just don't have enough testosterone poisoning to get it.)) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
xxthalexx
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 1159
|
| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:11 am Post subject: |
|
|
well ive always been a fan of Greek history especially Sparta just the harshness of what they did to create the best army in the Roman/Greek empire and Caroline you are right leather does hurt like hell
_________________
don't worry I'm just your average quantum physicist
----------------------
New Fursona
http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=10247 |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Marx-Paragon
Rank: Veteran
Joined: 24 Apr 2009
Posts: 998
|
| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:13 am Post subject: |
|
|
| xxthalexx wrote: | | well ive always been a fan of Greek history especially Sparta just the harshness of what they did to create the best army in the Roman/Greek empire and Caroline you are right leather does hurt like hell |
speaking from experience, i would assume, eh thale? 
_________________
marx's four step guide to being popular in the fandom
1 draw boobs
2 make comics
3 cuase drama
4 repeat |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
xxthalexx
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 1159
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Evan_Himmel
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 04 Mar 2009
Posts: 1548
|
| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:21 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Caroline wrote: | | ((Um... okay, maybe I'm missing something from this, being not a guy, but... so a bunch of body-builders wearing capes apparently are immune to everything? I mean, really, can you immagine the sunburn those guys musta had? And the chaifing of that... leather... codpiece? I've had panties cut like that, and let me tell you, they AREN'T for exercizing in. I mean, really... I've seen more armor on some B. Valero (sp?) fantasy pictures from th 70s. I gotta say... the movie kinda blew. I liked the costuming of the persians, and the persian soldiers... and the drop-kick the one Immortal did had me laughing so hard I spilled my Sangrina, but... otherwise... the movie was kinda cheezy and stupid. I guess part of it also is the fact my brother is in the Reserves... and I took a lot of umbrage to the Spartans completely mocking the fact the Acadians came. At least the Acadians stood up to be counted. *shrug* I guess I just don't have enough testosterone poisoning to get it.)) |
The cod peaces wher so the movie doesnt get an X rateing (as far as US movie rateing go), Greek solders back then fought almost in the nude save for the capes and helmets. |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
JohnnyPsycho
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 2311
|
| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| Evan_Himmel wrote: | | Caroline wrote: | | ((Um... okay, maybe I'm missing something from this, being not a guy, but... so a bunch of body-builders wearing capes apparently are immune to everything? I mean, really, can you immagine the sunburn those guys musta had? And the chaifing of that... leather... codpiece? I've had panties cut like that, and let me tell you, they AREN'T for exercizing in. I mean, really... I've seen more armor on some B. Valero (sp?) fantasy pictures from th 70s. I gotta say... the movie kinda blew. I liked the costuming of the persians, and the persian soldiers... and the drop-kick the one Immortal did had me laughing so hard I spilled my Sangrina, but... otherwise... the movie was kinda cheezy and stupid. I guess part of it also is the fact my brother is in the Reserves... and I took a lot of umbrage to the Spartans completely mocking the fact the Acadians came. At least the Acadians stood up to be counted. *shrug* I guess I just don't have enough testosterone poisoning to get it.)) |
The cod peaces wher so the movie doesnt get an X rateing (as far as US movie rateing go), Greek solders back then fought almost in the nude save for the capes and helmets. |
Haha, not quite. Actually, in real life the Spartans wore hoplite armor, which would have included a bronze breastplate, skirt, and greaves. Remember, the entire story is being told by the one-eyed Dilios, who is the lone survivor of the Battle of Thermopylae, so he was basically telling a good story to boost the morale of the Spartan troops around him. He's what's known as an "Unreliable Narrator", so the story will obviously skew the truth quite a bit to make the Spartans look even more larger than life. The Spartans are trumped up as near-invicible, like the Olympian gods themselves, and so it makes sense to depict the "god-like" Spartans the same way the ancient gods were depicted in artwork: in the buck.
And don't worry, Caroline, we won't fault you for your lack of testosterone. A movie this freakin' manly isn't going to be liked by everyone. It basically hangs its balls right in front of the audience's face the entire time, so of course some people will become unnerved.
_________________
Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)
Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Ashton Gray
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 15 Feb 2007
Posts: 4668
|
| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:07 pm Post subject: |
|
|
| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | | Remember, the entire story is being told by the one-eyed Dilios, who is the lone survivor of the Battle of Thermopylae, so he was basically telling a good story to boost the morale of the Spartan troops around him. |
Not totally true, Johnny. Remember all the soldiers who left. They may not have survived through the entire battle, but they did survive a good portion of it, just like Dilios.
_________________
Silentium est aurum |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
JohnnyPsycho
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 08 Jul 2006
Posts: 2311
|
| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:58 pm Post subject: |
|
|
What I meant was, he was the lone Spartan survivor (according to the story, at least) of the Battle of Thermopylae. The 300 Spartans weren't the only ones to stay behind (there were also 700 Thespians and 400 Thebans), but again, since this was a Spartan (Dilios) telling the tale, he left that part out to make the Spartan sacrifice seem even more impressive.
Like I said, "Unreliable Narrator".
_________________
Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)
Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character) |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
xxthalexx
Rank: Super Veteran
Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 1159
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Caroline
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 22 Dec 2008
Posts: 2173
|
| Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 9:47 am Post subject: |
|
|
| Quote: | | And don't worry, Caroline, we won't fault you for your lack of testosterone. A movie this freakin' manly isn't going to be liked by everyone. It basically hangs its balls right in front of the audience's face the entire time, so of course some people will become unnerved. |
*rolls her eyes* As much as I like being potatoe-sack bagged as the next girl, I'll leave you alone with your manly movie, and all it's... balls hanging in front of you ;P |
|
| Back to top |
|
|
Tearlach
Royal Member of BonBon
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 2914
|
|
| Back to top |
|
|
|
FAQ
Search
Register
Profile
Log in
