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my friend used this a couple days ago
"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"
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| JohnnyPsycho wrote: | Here's one I wish I had the balls to use.
Guy: "Tell me, do you have a little Indian in you?"
Girl: "No..."
Guy: "Would you like to?"
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 HAAAA!
i got a good laugh from that.
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its kinda a burn on yourself though, hears another
"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"
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One I heard that actually somehow worked was something along the lines of "My face is leaving in five minutes, be on it."
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I've always liked this one....
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
Then it gets funnier when this is said....
"I am no longer infected."
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You got that from Monty Python's Flying Circus, did'nt you?
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Guilty as charged, but the Pythons are geniuses when it comes to comedy, here's a vid from where I got it (one of my faves  )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7kPMutes2c
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Good old Monty Python. My favorite sketch has still got to be the cheeseless cheese shop. Everytime I watch it, I die laughing.
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Ashton Gray
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That's one of my all time favorites too.
"Is there any cheese in this shop?"
"Oh, yes indeed, sir!"
"Now, I'm going to ask you that question again and if you say 'No' I'm going to shoot you through the head. Have you got any cheese in this shop?"
Thinks a moment. "No, sir."
BANG! "God, what a waste of human life!"
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probably shouldn't use this one
Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: "Wanna screw?"
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| xxthalexx wrote: | probably shouldn't use this one
Holding your hand out with a screw sitting on your palm: "Wanna screw?" |
No. But It's funny as hell 
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said this to a girl coming out of subway
Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong.
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| xxthalexx wrote: | said this to a girl coming out of subway
Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong. |
dude thats great
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One of the worst I have heard was: Do you own a crash helmet, because you are going through my head board tonight!
And one used on ME at a friend's house during a sleep-over some years ago. The house was crowded so our host offered blankets and a floor to crash out on and as we settled down for the night, a young man whom I did not know from Adam said to me:
" Oh is there room for two under that banket?"
To which I replied rather sternly:
" No, It's a single and it's stopping that way!" 
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| xxthalexx wrote: | said this to a girl coming out of subway
Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong. |
That's the best 'worst pick up' I've heard in a while
Now if there were one for Quizno's...
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| Axelord58 wrote: | | xxthalexx wrote: | said this to a girl coming out of subway
Do you work at Subway? `cause you give me a footlong. |
That's the best 'worst pick up' I've heard in a while
Now if there were one for Quizno's... |
ill try to come up with one
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I'll take a stab at the Quizno's one
"Do you work at Quizno's? Cause I want to toast my torpedo in your oven." |
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| Shadow_Twisted wrote: | I'll take a stab at the Quizno's one
"Do you work at Quizno's? Cause I want to toast my torpedo in your oven." |
your qouting that comercial
"put it in me scott, im wiating for it"
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| Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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im sure someones gonna put a link to a commercial on youtube thats even creepier 
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It's not a pick-up line, but it's pretty funny if you think in the type of context....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pcqVQe-4z0
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