Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Xebulon · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town

This made me laugh and I thought I'd share it with all of you.
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jonny · Rank: Casual Joined: 30 Sep 2007 Posts: 30

At least it makes the kids stop staring at their computers

(i think)

Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

someone should send a message to ask a ninja about that

jonny · Rank: Casual Joined: 30 Sep 2007 Posts: 30

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

duo2nd · Rank: Veteran Joined: 19 Jun 2007 Posts: 668

You mean.......?

Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

didn't we already do that joke?

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I'm sorry, it was just too good an opportunity to pass up. I'll accept whatever reprecussions you think necassary, Bestile, but only from Bestile.
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Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

nothing coming from me i thought it was funny

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I just know when a joke is made about me more times than I can stand, I want to deal out some reprecussions so I was just giving you my full permission and cooperation to do so.
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Xebulon · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

I'm afraid I can only see one way for this to end honorably. It looks like it's gonna have to be a duel. Gentlemen, choose your fish (we wouldn't want anybody getting hurt now, would we?) and meet in the town square at 2:37 PM. The loser can buy afternoon tea.
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Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I'll accept those terms. I'd ask for a swordfish but that's a little risky, if you ask me. Hand me a straigh, frozen eel, if you please.
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Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

I accept... i think i will go with a... how about a pike they can be useful, yes the fish

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Now the only question is how to fight. So many choices, so little time...
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Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

i'm a fan of close hand to hand myself... but i'd rather not cause i would gain no joy in injuring you Ashton

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

I'm a martial artist of several styles, Bestile, and I enjoy a good sparring match. As long as we keep it friendly, hand to hand is fine by me. So much for needing these fish. *hands his eel back to Xebulon and assumes a defensive stance*
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Xebulon · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 2112

*sighs and adds "Witness fish-fight" back on his to-do list*

Thanks a lot guys. Rolling Eyes

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Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Just out of curiousity, why only witness and not participate in a fish-fight?
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Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

All right if you insist "removes coat" i am not a martial artist nor do i use any particular style, but i have years of experience of simple pure fighting, some call people like me brawlers but those who truly understand know not to underestimate those who have fought before

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Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

That is a very good reason, Mr. Burke. As for you, Bestile, I'm not insisting anything. I'd be just as happy to walk away right now. I have plenty of other things to do today and I could certainly use the extra time I could save if we did'nt do this.
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Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

well in that case lets call it a day... or "flings large trout at Aston" FISH FIGHT

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

ACK! *dives aside* What happened to "well in that case lets call it a day"?!
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Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

we can't leave Xebulons list unfinished can we

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

Oh, alright. *gets up and brushes himself off* If we're going to do this, let's get it over and done with. *picks up Bestile's trout and flings it back at him*
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Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

"ducks" alright lets go "draws a large flounder from where his sword should be"

jonny · Rank: Casual Joined: 30 Sep 2007 Posts: 30

playing around with the food...shame on you Razz

you can always give them to me. they can be more useful in my hands.

Ashton Gray · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Posts: 4668

You can have them when we're done, chum. Besides, everyone loves playing with their food in some way or another. This is just an extreme case of "another". *picks back up his frozen eel and charges at Bestile*
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Martin · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 09 Jan 2004 Posts: 552

Now, let me get it straight.
You plan on having a fish fight... in a Forum supervised by, of all things, an aquatic mammal... and not expect me to intervene?
*pulls out a large tuna from his personal reserve, wielding it like a flail*
FISH TO THE HEAD, BABY! Very Happy

Bestile1 · Royal Member of BonBon Joined: 21 Aug 2007 Posts: 836

"blocks Ashtons charge and ducks the tuna flail" Is it just me or do the fish keep getting bigger? next thing you know we'll be dogeing dolphins