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TheAlphaMale · Rank: Casual Joined: 06 Dec 2010 Posts: 21

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Thorne · Rank: Veteran Joined: 14 Nov 2010 Posts: 728

Are tanks giving you problems, their armor too tough.
Do witches and wizards mock you as you try to burn them at the stake with matches.
Then you need, The Witchburner flamethrower, Levitian designed this flamethrower is capable of belting 2 30 ft streams of flame capable of burning through tank armor, or any armor for that matter. Make a new escape route through the hull of an enemy ship.

The Witchburner also has a silence mode, in which its fuel can be used more conservatively, like for burning heathens at the stake.

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TheAlphaMale · Rank: Casual Joined: 06 Dec 2010 Posts: 21

@Tearlach
*pretends nothing happened o.o*

@Thorne
Your fakevertisment reminds me of that one song...
Burn through the witches Smile

Thorne · Rank: Veteran Joined: 14 Nov 2010 Posts: 728

That song inspired the flamethrower, cool cool synchronism
Now to screw it up
Dracula by rob Zombie
I first thought the song was about wiccans and that they were eating cats,...

... but they aren't eating the four legged cat

TheAlphaMale · Rank: Casual Joined: 06 Dec 2010 Posts: 21

@Thorne

. . .

Ohsht.
Are they eating the three-legged cat?

Thorne · Rank: Veteran Joined: 14 Nov 2010 Posts: 728

TheAlphaMale · Rank: Casual Joined: 06 Dec 2010 Posts: 21

Dammit!
So... they must be eating the five-legged...
Oh my god I don't even wanna go there.

Thorne · Rank: Veteran Joined: 14 Nov 2010 Posts: 728

Yup...