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So I'm watching NatGeo Wild and saw an advertisement for a shark show. They spoke to an expert who stated some statistics...
Dog kill about half a million people a year...
Coconuts kill 25 people a year...
Sharks kill 10 people a year...
Hold up, coconuts kill more people than sharks?
WTF!?
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You have to wonder if the deaths are from the Coconuts falling on people; or from allergic reactions from them.
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Can't say I've ever heard of someoen being allergic to a cocnut, but it certainly makes you think. Still... I'll never look at a coconut the same again. It's kind of odd to think about... a coconut next to a shark and the round hairy brown ball is more dangerous than the beast with several rows of razor sharp teeth.
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*a coconut is eyeing you from across the thread*
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Ah Coconuts are vicious bastards. That's why in Britain we have Coconut shys, where they are restrained and people pay money for the privilige of throwing wooden balls at them. Hangings too good for them!
In fact there is a old west country saying about coconuts:
"It be big and it be brown and it hairy and I be afraid of it!"
In fact that could discribe some of the sexual relations I've had.    
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I don't take any thing as a serious threat; that gets its ass flailed around during a hurricane.
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I find it hard to believe that something in a hard shell that I find in pies and candies can kill more people than sharks.
*KONK!*
*Passes out with a coconut lying next to his head*
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Hmmm, I bet that must suck. At least I won't have to fear Jaws anymore.
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No, but fear 45dragoons. For he has coconut avatar.
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| BioRust wrote: | | No, but fear 45dragoons. For he has coconut avatar. |
..Man has a point. <_<
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Yeah. It's the swimsuits people wear, apparently sharks mistake us for things like seals. They don't actually intend to eat humans, it's all a big misunderstanding. 
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| Why do you think surfers are most commonly attacked? When paddling out, surfers look like seals. |
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