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Hoshiginiro
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:36 am    Post subject: Joke: BP Oil Spill Reply with quote

Hey you know that oil spill in the gulf of mexico?


i have a guy friend he came up with the best way to stop the spill he said
"put a wedding ring on it and in a week it will stop putting out"

hahaha

cruel but funny
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a formerly married man..I can actually attest to the validity of that...

Problem is finding a big enough diamond
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big enough diamond? Are you nuts? The bigger the rock the more likely she is to put out.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

*chuckles*

Yeah...wonderful in theory..however the actual application is somewhat costly..and nine times out of ten...rather dissapointing
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ur2er-STls&feature=related
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was thinking a plain copper or iron band then she will take less then a week to stop putting out lol
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah, just give her a bolt that's been spray painted gold. She'll stop putting out right away.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My sister is actually going to be stationed in the Gulf since she is in the Coast Guard.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mayfield wrote:
Nah, just give her a bolt that's been spray painted gold. She'll stop putting out right away.
Do that and she's liable to throw it back at you.
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