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Maxwell The Tiger
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 Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:28 pm Post subject: Riddles |
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A Butcher has a 36 inch waist and is 5 foot tall, what does he weigh?
Meat - He's a Butcher
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mackwell
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two sentries are pulling guard duty. one is facing north the other is facing south. the one facing south asks the one facing north "why are you smiling?"
how does the sentry facing south know the other is smiling.
they are also facing each other
i know i failed. but try it on your friends
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