A Warrior's Quotes

[cheesecaked]

For avatars that are fighters or swordmenship Warriors or etc.

"People carrying axes are rarely friendly."

"Sledgehammers are laying around all over the place in New Zealand"

"The custom of calling a man's male friend his "mate" is rather disconcerting."

"When firing an Uzi you don't have to make "bang, bang" sounds"

"When your skull is cracked and brains are falling out avoid tight hats."

"Blood is slick stuff, mop it up before someone gets killed."

"Pine cones are about the least threatening thing you can chuck at someone who has a chainsaw"

"Kicking a decapitated torso in the balls accomplishes very little."

"A two pound bat can knock a man weighing eighty times that off his bike and proceed to kick his ass." Strong Bat...

"Dead men will roll around until they are lying comfortably."

"If the hero/or someone chucks a razor sharp boomerang at you and misses, pay attention to it's return path"

"Never lay on a spiked mace."
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[relentless]

k this may take a while but here goes

4. it is in fact necessary to make noises while firing an Uzi though not necessarily bang sounds i recommend humming a Christmas carol

7. pine cones are pretty threatening when you consider they are round, throwable and spikey, now if you threw confetti at him...

8. it depends on how hard you kick said torso in the balls, if you kick hard enough they may shoot out its neck, which is very satisfying, and they can be used as a throwing weapon later

9. just ask crimson

10. that would be retarded as said hero then has to catch said boomerang

11. good for the spine

as for my saying "hold still i gotta practice my stabbing haha, haha"
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[Marauder]

I make it a point to bring a knife to a gunfight. Also a revolver, a shotgun, a rifle, and a big wrench or two. It's always good to have options.
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I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

[The Adept]

There is no such thing as to many bullets when in fact theres not enough bullets
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[cheesecaked]

"Knowing how to fight with a bamboo pole is great, unless the other guy is using a steel polearm."

"Old kung fu masters are kept tethered to priceless works of art as a sort of cheap security system."

"Women breathe through their... ...ah... ...well, I mean their... ...now, how do I say this without sounding like a ass?" oops off topic.

"There is a good reason that men have stronger arms than women... but in Loucille's case... she make us men look like girls"

"Using a pickaxe to kill a toad is a little much... you think?"

"Falling three hundred feet onto sharp rocks will not blemish a body... well that what i heard anyways"

"Silver, holy water, the cross, and dynamite shall be your proof against evil"

"Properly applied, a rock can solve most problems."
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[Jerin Nekros]

Beware the unexpected stroke

I never said i couldn't use a pistol, just don't have much use for it,
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"Revenge is a dish that is best served cold. It is very cold in space." - Khan (Ricardo Montalban) Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

[Shadow9808]

[relentless]

"so many assholes so few bullets, luckily they sometimes stand in line"

"why build the a-10 gau 30mm gattling gun, just because ok, now help me strap this thing to my back"
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[Shadow_Twisted]

"The good thing about being an assassin is you can always use the fact that your alive as a measure of how good you are at your job."

[dragonfly]

with this sword i can cut a path trough not only darkness but flesh and bone as well.
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[cheesecaked]

"That's a darn clean axe considering he just cut someone's head off."

"He just walked past how many people and cops, who are looking for him, without notice?"
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[dragonfly]

try celaning blood out your cloths i tell u it wont come out clean
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my fursona's details http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9362

ref pic of link the king cheetah http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7618854/

[kommy]

My favorite? My signature right down there. I take a rather flippant view of this kind of thing.
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"Doktor! Are you sure this will work?!" "HAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!"

[Marauder]

[Shadow9808]

"War has but one meaning; the survior is always the one fighting for what's right."
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[Texas_Wildlife]

[The Adept]

[relentless]

[The Adept]

[Feingo Ferinton]

"What do you mean I wasn't firing in controlled bursts? You never said how much a "burst" was, so I assumed that firing all 200 rounds was fine as long as I had control of the gun. Be more specific next time, sir!"

"Gunner, target off the port side. 'Aye, on target and tracking.' ... It's a little old lady gunner. '...... Permission to open fire on account the bitch made me late for work yesterday sir!?'"

"I told you to take it apart! In what part of that sentence did a chainsaw become involved!?"

(To any sailors out there) "BM's break it. MK's fix it, then hunt down the BM that broke it and throw the wrench at them."
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http://forums.pleasurebonbon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=5873

[Shadow9808]

[relentless]

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

and who could forget
Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.
Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.
Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Written down the side of mine...
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has "DESERT EAGLE .50" etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
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[Texas_Wildlife]

Ringo "Doesn't Anyone Have The Guts to play for Blood?!"

Doc Holiday " I'm you're huckleberry." "That just my game."

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