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kommy Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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I would posit that such a trait is correlated with being a fur fan. Doubt there's causation, though. Unless someone wants to try to prove it somehow. _________________ "Doktor! Are you sure this will work?!" "HAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!" |
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Xebulon Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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Martin wrote: | And thus, it was discovered that Pleasure Bon Bon was the site most frequented by ninjas. |
Wait... you are all ninja's? I suppose that it would not be healthy to be more of a pirate at this time then. _________________ I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
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Martin Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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Xebulon wrote: | Martin wrote: | And thus, it was discovered that Pleasure Bon Bon was the site most frequented by ninjas. |
Wait... you are all ninja's? I suppose that it would not be healthy to be more of a pirate at this time then. |
Well, one could always join the crew of the Ninja Pirates... the mysterious living shadows that silently creep behind the unsuspecting victims and then say ARRRR! |
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Xebulon Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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Better than ninja-encyclopedia-salesmen. Now that's a scary thought. _________________ I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:53 am Post subject: |
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Ah yes, the age old question:
Pirate or Ninja? _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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duo2nd Rank: Veteran
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:59 am Post subject: |
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Don't know. Maybe Pirate. |
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Ashton Gray Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:04 am Post subject: |
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I think I would have to choose Ninja but it's a real toss up for me. _________________ Silentium est aurum |
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Xebulon Royal Member of BonBon
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duo2nd Rank: Veteran
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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Ow! I really don't like to step in into that. |
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YoungCesar Rank: Mr. Fabulous
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah.I too would definetly go for pirate.More fun that way.Sailing the seas,kicking but all the way,treasures...ah,i can already smell the sea _________________ F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
Ascendo tuum! |
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Martin Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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I'd say neither, as:
1) "a ninja's duty in life is death" (his or another), and
2) a pirate, legends and stories aside, tends to meet a NASTY end (if it's not the gallows, it's scurvy) unless he makes it to privateer (i.e. state-sanctioned pirate...
If I really were to choose, I'd say ninja, since to kill you back an opponent has to KNOW that you're there, knowhatImean?
But otherwise, I'd go third party and vote Giant Robot Pilot. Who needs stealth or swashbuckling when you got at least three thousand tons of massive behemoth ready to wreak havoc to anything the same size or smaller? |
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Ashton Gray Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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That was very funny. _________________ Silentium est aurum |
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JohnnyPsycho Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:41 am Post subject: |
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For me, the debate over Ninja vs. Pirate has never been an issue, because my friends pretty much sorted it out... It all has to do with the numbers, thanks to the Law of Inverse Ninja Strength, which basically dictates that the more ninjas you have, the easier they are to defeat. One Ninja would be unstoppable, but an army of ninjas get taken out by a lone combatant all the time. Pirates, for the most part, have no real problem with numbers, and in fact tend to become stronger with greater numbers. So we basically concluded that, one on one, a ninja (like, say, Hattori Hanzo) vs. a pirate (like Captain Jack Sparrow), the ninja will win every time (sorry Jack). But pit an entire clan of ninjas vs. the full crew of a pirate ship, and the pirates will more than likely pull out the win.
A more interesting debate that I found later would involve ninjas vs. zombies. This brings up a sticky situation of Zombie Pirates (such as those in the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie), as they would naturally overcome ninjas due to a lack of meaty-vital-bits. Anyone who's ever played D&D knows the undead are immune to critical hits and sneak attacks, which is basically all ninjas are... sneak-attacking, back-stabbing crit-machines. Then another friend mentioned the number of robotic or cybernetic ninjas out there (like Cyrax, Sektor, and Smoke from the Mortal Kombat games), thus creating an even playing field again between Zombie Pirates and Cyborg Ninjas...
...and that's why I say Space Monkeys win every single time, because no one ever suspects the monkey with the ray-gun! _________________ Johnny's Fanfics (including Sureshot! A Bon Bon Tale)
Johnny's backstory
Johnny, Mark II (Project Aten character) |
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duo2nd Rank: Veteran
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:17 am Post subject: |
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Space Monkeys? |
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Foxonian Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:02 am Post subject: |
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Ninja's vs. Pirates? Boy,did this spin away from the whole Scarlett Blut subject.Not that I'm compliaining,mind. |
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YoungCesar Rank: Mr. Fabulous
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 4:13 am Post subject: |
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And Space Monkeys! _________________ F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
Ascendo tuum! |
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Herisheft Rank: Artist
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YoungCesar Rank: Mr. Fabulous
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:04 am Post subject: |
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Hah.Wow.The statement is priceless.Talk about a total crackpot! _________________ F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
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JohnnyPsycho Royal Member of BonBon
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Xebulon Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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Ah, Flying Spagetti Monsterism. What would we do without it? _________________ I like old jokes. With them I know when to laugh. |
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JohnnyPsycho Royal Member of BonBon
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duo2nd Rank: Veteran
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:35 am Post subject: |
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You just invented a new word. |
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YoungCesar Rank: Mr. Fabulous
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:55 am Post subject: |
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Actually "Pastafarian" is what the Spagetti Monster is called
Quote: | Henderson professes belief in a supernatural Creator called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Spaghedeity, which resembles spaghetti and meatballs.[2] He furthermore calls for the "Pastafarian" (a portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian) theory of creation to be taught in science classrooms.[3]
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I guess its in human's nature to think up deities when you have too much free time on your hands...that guy must really love spaghetti. _________________ F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
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duo2nd Rank: Veteran
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:06 am Post subject: |
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I love my Spaghetti with meatballs but that's not the point right now. |
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YoungCesar Rank: Mr. Fabulous
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:15 am Post subject: |
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Me too!I love the italian cuisine and the chinese. Isnt it interessting what twists this thread has taken? _________________ F.E.A.R.™-Fatal.Effluent.Assault.Rhymes™
"When're you gonna get it in your brain-the gate's wide open and the dog's off the chain."
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Herisheft Rank: Artist
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:48 am Post subject: |
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Lets esstablish an order of Spagetti! XD
and yeah, people do invent deities when they ahve abolutely notting else to do, one of my friends was once so bored on history of art lesson that he invented an ultimate god ROOT. Philosophy of this relligion is very simple: free interpretation of the root, and that all what is necessary XD _________________ "Ia! Ia! Kothulhu Herishtagn!" - by BlekDef
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LabrnMystic Royal Member of BonBon
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:59 am Post subject: |
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If I can recall right, a few of the characters presen here fall under that category.
*Nods towards Pafehi and Bi-ancha* _________________ The suspense is killing me. I hope it will last. |
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Carrie-Phox Rank: Artist
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:23 am Post subject: |
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LabrnMystic wrote: | If I can recall right, a few of the characters presen here fall under that category.
*Nods towards Pafehi and Bi-ancha* |
Pahefi: Well, in once comic I'm a Goddess, and in the other one i'm just a scribe...
BiAncha: ...................... I'm sexy... end...
Although id like to mention that my characters aren't the perfect 'deity'
(there's not such thing)
Bi-Ancha doesn't even have special powers, she just lives ... 10.000 years and one day she'll die...
BiAncha: That wasn't in the contract...
And pahefi will die along with me when i pass into the next world. _________________ The lion within me... |
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