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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:46 am Post subject: JOKE: The Prostitute |
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him
that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,
"What is your occupation?"
The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being
a whore or a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year." |
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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:55 am Post subject: |
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MartinaWarren Official Model
Joined: 22 Dec 2004 Posts: 5031
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:48 am Post subject: |
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LOL....Funny but pretty lame _________________ Martina Warren - Official Website of the 2005 Penthouse Pet of the Year
http://www.martinawarren.com |
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Ronald Forum Admin
Joined: 18 Oct 2003 Posts: 3670
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 2:05 pm Post subject: |
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funny, than im a chicken farmer! _________________ "Every exit is an entrance somewhere else." -Tom Stoppard
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http://www.eadultgames.com/ - adult games, strip poker, strip blackjack, and more.
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skybourne87 Rank: Rookie
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:51 am Post subject: |
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not bad but didnt make me laugh |
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