funniest lyrics

[mackwell]

i wanted to see what everyone felt was the funniest lyrics to them.



to me it's

"and my shadow weighs a 42 lbs. let me tell you once again. whos fat?"

weird al-fat
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i have a time machine in my apartment. it's essentially a cardboard box and on the side i wrote "time machine" in sharpie.

[Silvador]

That's the best you have?

-clears throat-

Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekkin across the universe,
Boldly going forward cos we can't find reverse!


I have a couple more but I honestly can't be assed typing out entire songs.
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[The Adept]

Dream Girl The Lonely Island crew feat Nora Jones.

(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)

Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her
in my dreams

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros

Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl

You're a vision in sweats, with the neon pouch
Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
Hear a loud noise start bu-buckin' like a bronco

Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
Out there for me
My love

You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City
You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean

It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
You like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig
Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig

Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck?
Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
You put away slurpees like a trash can

Your smiles all stainy and you're not too brainy and
I like that!

Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
I like that!

Yellin' at the walls and make pretend
I like that!

Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep
But you won't!

Last week thought I saw you on the street, turns out it was a bag of trash
Just a big ol' bag of trash
I thought you looked like a bag of trash

Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
Like a hell-bound turkey mixed with a baboon
You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts

Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
Never take the Chex Mix 'cause you always get skittish
Open clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrous
No point 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix

Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box
Your family will all say
CHEX MIX ROCKS!

Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one
I'll ever eat or buy
Chex Mix you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
TM
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[xAlucardx]

pleeeeeeease

This is part of The Gangster Song, it's a spoof song.


I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up "G"
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is Hell-up tight

I walk around town with a stark erection
Then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the policeman and I punched him in the eye
"To serve and protect": What a lie

I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the Jews

I'm a gangster
Grr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
Iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to weezer
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