BadMovie Quotes

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"Do not squeeze anyone named Sharman; it might kill them."

"Motor homes are not common in Italy"

"The best way to poke something, that does not like to be poked, is with a wooden pole."

"When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, he could not stop thinking about sex."

"Eating chicken heads will make you smart. Do not munch on chicken anus."

"The worst way to lose a martial arts duel to the death is by having your nuts shattered."

"Just because you found huge, cloven footprints does not mean you should follow them."

"People often fall to their deaths"

"Women can change quickly when they want to."

"Soft jazz music doesn't go well with two men fighting. "

"Naked Jesse Ventura should not offer to tell a young kid a story involving two men."

"A woman clearing her throat means she wants sex, like now."

"Small town cops always carry an uzi."

"Aliens hate car doors."

"Neurosurgeons shouldn't tug on things they don't recognize."

"Hologram viewing glasses are made out of bubble wrap."

"Four star generals should not use the phrase, "I'm barely holding my fudge."

"Alien thermal pods carry parachutes."

"After having sex in a church, it is customary to ring the bell."

"Telling the difference between someone playing the harmonica and someone trying to eat the instrument is a task best left to the experts."

"Zombies are worse about rooting in trash than racoons."

"Aliens like to cop a feel when killing a girl."

"Some girls look better when they're not facing you."

"Zombies are impervious to shotgun rounds, bullets, or explosives but not spearguns or boat oars"

"The Pentagon has screen doors."
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How dare they use casment window designs,
it's so last century ಠ_ರೃ
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"I'm gonna miss all the things we'll never do.
I just can't believe you left me here alone,
How in this world can I make it on my own?"

[AlainDaishar]

How about this for a misquote?
"Luke I am your father."
Agghh. it irks me when people say that one. The actual quote from the movie is:
"No, I am your father."

I know, small difference but still...
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